2023
Acushnet River Valley Golf Course
The champions
The Fuck Sacks · −7
Champions of the Inaugural Thanksgimme Classic
Once the most hated team in the league, The Fuck Sacks, comprised of Aaron Davis, Ben Hathaway, Chris Oliveira, and led by their fearless captain, Matt DeLeo, entered the inaugural Thanksgimme Classic as underdogs, projected to finish dead last. With their brash attitude and a reputation for getting under their opponents’ skin, they were the team everyone loved to root against.
The standings
1.The Fuck Sacks 🏆
-7(65)
Matt Deleo (C) · Ben Hathaway · Chris Oliveira · AD Davis
2.Bagged Pickles
-6(66)
Brendan Kinnane (C) · Myles Arkins · Emmett Little · Nick Hurley
T-3.Miami Battle Dogs
-5(67)
Kevin Gallagher (C) · Patrick Kinnane · Colin Massa · Tim Goulart
T-3.Dump Trucks
-5(67)
Michael Rego (C) · Jack McKinnon · Matt Amaral · Tom McKinnon
5.Asterisks
-4(68)
Michael Kinnane · Andrew Rego · Austin Jezak · Jeff Azize
T-6.USPS
-2(70)
Daniel Kinnane (C) · Louis Pieri · Riley Kinnane · Sean Kinnane
T-6.Opens Up
-2(70)
Frank Goulart (C) · Cam Church · Uncle Brendan Kinnane · Chuck Generous Kinnane
T-6.Baycoast Bangers
-2(70)
John Kinnane (C) · John Henry Kinnane · Andrew Kinnane · Conor Manning
9.The Muppets
-1(71)
Liam McKinnon (C) · Pete Kinnane · Frankie Goulart · Chuck Kinnane III
The full card
| Team | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 | 16 | 17 | 18 | Total |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Par | 4 | 4 | 4 | 5 | 4 | 3 | 4 | 3 | 5 | 4 | 3 | 5 | 4 | 5 | 4 | 4 | 3 | 4 | 72 |
| The Fuck Sacks | 3 | 3 | 3 | 4 | 4 | 2 | 5 | 3 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 5 | 4 | 5 | 3 | 4 | 3 | 4 | 65 |
| Bagged Pickles | 4 | 4 | 4 | 3 | 4 | 2 | 3 | 3 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 4 | 4 | 5 | 4 | 4 | 3 | 5 | 66 |
| Miami Battle Dogs | 4 | 4 | 4 | 4 | 4 | 2 | 4 | 3 | 4 | 4 | 3 | 4 | 4 | 5 | 3 | 4 | 3 | 4 | 67 |
| Dump Trucks | 4 | 4 | 3 | 4 | 4 | 3 | 4 | 2 | 4 | 3 | 3 | 5 | 4 | 5 | 3 | 4 | 4 | 4 | 67 |
| Asterisks | 4 | 3 | 4 | 4 | 3 | 4 | 4 | 3 | 4 | 3 | 3 | 5 | 4 | 5 | 4 | 4 | 3 | 4 | 68 |
| USPS | 4 | 4 | 4 | 4 | 4 | 2 | 4 | 3 | 5 | 4 | 3 | 5 | 4 | 5 | 3 | 4 | 3 | 5 | 70 |
| Opens Up | 4 | 4 | 4 | 4 | 4 | 3 | 5 | 3 | 4 | 3 | 3 | 5 | 4 | 4 | 4 | 4 | 3 | 5 | 70 |
| Baycoast Bangers | 4 | 4 | 4 | 4 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 5 | 4 | 3 | 5 | 5 | 5 | 4 | 4 | 3 | 4 | 70 |
| The Muppets | 5 | 4 | 4 | 4 | 3 | 3 | 4 | 3 | 5 | 4 | 3 | 5 | 5 | 5 | 3 | 4 | 3 | 4 | 71 |
| Field average | 4.0 | 3.8 | 3.8 | 3.9 | 3.7 | 2.7 | 4.0 | 2.9 | 4.6 | 3.4 | 2.8 | 4.8 | 4.2 | 4.9 | 3.4 | 4.0 | 3.1 | 4.3 |