2024
Acushnet River Valley Golf Course
The champions
The Love Sacks · −9
The People’s Champions of the 2nd Annual Thanksgimme Classic
Flying under the radar heading into the 2nd Annual Thanksgimme Classic, The Love Sacks, made up of Riley Kinnane, John Rego, Brendan Kinnane, and helmed by their steady-handed captain, Mike Kinnane, weren’t the flashy pick to win it all. Most of the hype centered around dethroning the reviled defending champions, The Fuck Sacks, but while the league was busy plotting their downfall, The Love Sacks were quietly putting together a championship run of their own.
The standings
1.The Love Sacks 🏆
-9(63)
Michael Kinnane (C) · John Rego · Riley Kinnane · Brendan Kinnane
2.Boston Mudbutts
-8(64)
Patrick Kinnane (C) · Michael Rego · Colin Massa · Sam McNally
3.Sons of Llama
-7(65)
Andrew Rego (C) · Austin Jezak · Nick Hurley · Brenny Lynch Kinnane
4.Tee Baggers
-6(66)
Myles Arkins (C) · Frankie Goulart · ZZ Kirby · Hilbert Stearns
T-5.The Lawmen
-4(68)
Jack McKinnon (C) · Matt McKinnon · Tom McKinnon · Danny McKinnon
T-5.The Fuck Sacks
-4(68)
Matt Deleo (C) · Ben Hathaway · Chris Oliveira · AD Davis
T-5.Vibes
-4(68)
Louis Pieri (C) · Daniel Kinnane · Sean Blythe · Chuck Kinnane III
8.Country Dijon
-2(70)
Josh Arkins (C) · Aidan Hayes · Dewey Rosa · Noah McHugh
T-9.Island Gypsies
-1(71)
John Henry Kinnane (C) · Andrew Marion · Andrew Kinnane · Conor Manning
T-9.Opens Up
-1(71)
Frank Goulart (C) · Chuck Generous Kinnane · Uncle Brendan Kinnane · Cam Church
T-11.The Miracle
+1(73)
Sean Kinnane (C) · John Kinnane · Pete Kinnane · Matt Amaral
T-11.Little Cocks Big Hearts
+1(73)
Tim Goulart (C) · Liam McKinnon · Emmett Little · Peter Rego
13.Selecta
+8(80)
Colin Moniz (C) · Jeff Azize · TC Demers · Pete Hurley
The full card
| Team | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 | 16 | 17 | 18 | Total |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Par | 4 | 4 | 4 | 5 | 4 | 3 | 4 | 3 | 5 | 4 | 3 | 5 | 4 | 5 | 4 | 4 | 3 | 4 | 72 |
| The Love Sacks | 4 | 4 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 2 | 4 | 3 | 5 | 4 | 3 | 4 | 3 | 5 | 2 | 4 | 3 | 4 | 63 |
| Boston Mudbutts | 4 | 3 | 3 | 4 | 3 | 3 | 4 | 3 | 5 | 4 | 2 | 4 | 4 | 5 | 4 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 64 |
| Sons of Llama | 3 | 4 | 4 | 4 | 4 | 3 | 4 | 2 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 5 | 3 | 5 | 4 | 4 | 3 | 3 | 65 |
| Tee Baggers | 4 | 4 | 3 | 4 | 3 | 3 | 4 | 4 | 5 | 3 | 3 | 5 | 4 | 4 | 4 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 66 |
| The Lawmen | 6 | 3 | 4 | 4 | 3 | 2 | 4 | 4 | 4 | 4 | 4 | 5 | 3 | 5 | 4 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 68 |
| The Fuck Sacks | 4 | 6 | 4 | 5 | 3 | 3 | 4 | 3 | 4 | 3 | 2 | 5 | 4 | 5 | 4 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 68 |
| Vibes | 6 | 3 | 4 | 4 | 4 | 2 | 4 | 4 | 4 | 4 | 2 | 5 | 3 | 6 | 3 | 4 | 3 | 3 | 68 |
| Country Dijon | 4 | 3 | 5 | 4 | 4 | 4 | 4 | 3 | 5 | 4 | 3 | 5 | 4 | 4 | 3 | 4 | 3 | 4 | 70 |
| Island Gypsies | 5 | 3 | 4 | 4 | 4 | 3 | 4 | 3 | 5 | 4 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 5 | 3 | 4 | 3 | 5 | 71 |
| Opens Up | 4 | 3 | 4 | 4 | 4 | 3 | 5 | 3 | 5 | 4 | 3 | 5 | 4 | 5 | 4 | 4 | 3 | 4 | 71 |
| The Miracle | 5 | 4 | 3 | 4 | 4 | 4 | 4 | 4 | 5 | 5 | 3 | 4 | 4 | 6 | 3 | 4 | 3 | 4 | 73 |
| Little Cocks Big Hearts | 5 | 5 | 4 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 5 | 3 | 4 | 4 | 4 | 5 | 4 | 5 | 3 | 5 | 3 | 4 | 73 |
| Selecta | 4 | 4 | 5 | 5 | 6 | 4 | 4 | 4 | 5 | 4 | 4 | 5 | 5 | 5 | 4 | 4 | 4 | 4 | 80 |
| Field average | 4.5 | 3.8 | 3.8 | 4.2 | 3.7 | 2.9 | 4.2 | 3.3 | 4.7 | 3.8 | 2.9 | 4.7 | 3.8 | 5.0 | 3.5 | 3.8 | 3.1 | 3.6 |